cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 13, 2008

Cerebral Sphincter

The valve at the base of the brain that restricts or allows thoughts to become words. The Cerebral Sphincter is undeveloped in small children and also in idiots.

Older sister, "MOM!! Sissy just tole that lady that she was a Fatty!!" Mom, "It's ok honey, Sissy's Cerebral Sphincter isn't fully formed yet."

That guys Cerebral Sphincter must be broken, he say's anything that pops into his mind. It's like he has oral diarrhea.

by Wordmeister Brew August 18, 2011

Cerebral lawlsy

LOL-ing to the point of attaining cerebral palsy.

"Jimmy's jokes about Mike Huckabee had me in cerebral lawlsy."

by Awesome. February 18, 2008

Cerebral Scrub?

The greatest band ever.

www.cerebralscrub.tk

Cerebral Scrub? is the greatest band ever.

by Whoson August 26, 2004

Cerebral Assassin

Simply put into translation, it means, "Brain Killer", or someone who will knock you around, and do damage to your head. This specific title was used by professional wrestler Paul Michael Levesque's gimmick Triple H.

The cerebral assassin makes his way to the ring.

by Spectacle of Dissonance January 15, 2020

Cerebral blockage

When, under pressure to come up with a solution, name of the girl whatshisface banged that crazy night, the actor referenced on family guy, the name of an obscure band, etc., you blank and are left stuttering.

Opposite of brain wave

Example #1:
Fred: Yo, who wrote that song "stayin' alive"?
You: Man, I had too many cold ones last night. I'm suffering from cerebral blockage right now...

by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009

Cerebral Jizz

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.

Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.

by Jahmingus June 09, 2010