Cerebral Poison

1: A brain corrupting plauge that infects the mind and steals all reality.
2:A death metal band (the best in the world) from up north of england.

1: Wow, did you hear the new 'Cerebral Poison' song.
2:'Cerebral Poison' RULE!!!!!

by a guy with great taste in music March 26, 2003

Cerebral Palmsy

When the person giving you a handjob with involuntary jerking motions that make no sense.

That chick gave me a Cerebral Palmsy last night.

by WarEagle1977 September 4, 2018

Corbert

A smart ass and a fat ass put them together and you get a Corbert. He eats so much that he has type 69 diabetes.

Phoenix: "Bro what's the definition of Corbert?"
Dayton: "Just look up the definition of fat."

by Koore July 23, 2019

Chemical Cerebral Defibrillation

Getting so drunk it re-sets your brain.

"I need to get shit-faced drunk." "You mean a chemical cerebral defibrillation?"

by Stace138 June 24, 2012

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

cerebral menopause

your brain in the change of life; an exercise in decaying common sense; a condition of the mind idiotic; when stupid 1.5 is ramped up to stupid 2.0

When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.

by La Tatooie January 27, 2008

cerebral palsy

The sexiest of the palsies

Zach Anner has Cerebral Palsy, the sexiest of the palsies

by Spoonles June 26, 2010