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French Centipede 

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis
yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick

Human Centipede Spit Roast

When you have 3 women ass to mouth and a guy at each end with their dicks in the women.
I'm at my friend's house. We're in the human centipede spit roast formation in the orgy.

Human Spooning Centipede 

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.
courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

Eiffel Human Centipede 

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.
"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."
Eiffel Human Centipede by Absentlung September 16, 2019

Brush your hair with a house centipede 

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up
"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"

Human centipede 

While having an orgy, get all your orgy friends lined up in a position where they can all eat ass. Like a human centipede.
Sean:Duuuuuuuudddeeeeee last night was so good with suzie,sally,Sandra, and Steve.
Shane: dude ik, we worked that human centipede.
Human centipede by C-chedda October 7, 2015