Cellography

The art or process of producing images by the use of your cell phone.

My portfolio was created through the art of Cellography.

by Ntrprtr February 16, 2014

cello

The cello is a thick piece of wood that is placed between the legs and bowed until sweet sounds are arroused from the instrument.

"I spent the summer with a thick piece of wood between my legs." Practicing the cello...

by Well now wouldn't you like to know August 18, 2006

cello

An instrument that both guys and dolls think is incredibly sexy!!

That is a mighty fine cellist.

by SashaTashaDearest May 14, 2005

cellborg

noun - A person who has completely merged with their cell phone. Fairly indistinguishable from a schizophrenic, as it is difficult to determine if they are talking to themselves, or to spider demons at large.

Play on "cyborg" q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + "Borg" q.v.

That guy is such a cellborg! He was sitting on the toilet, wheeling and dealing!

Don't be such a cellborg! Take that piece of crap outta your ear once in a while!

by Roguess November 26, 2006

cello scrotum

A skin condition caused by vibrations from a cello to the player's scrotum, analogous to guitarist's nipple. Irritating, but not a big deal.

After practicing that concerto all day, I got a serious case of cello scrotum.

by mrzarch January 30, 2009

Mon Cello

Simply translated as "My cello", Mon Cello refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch. The term derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note.

"Oh my God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend, was Mon Cello"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

cellos

gay, homosexual.

Adriana's brother is so cellos, however, she is one hot whamajamma.

by streetstrip01 March 23, 2010