a sexuality where you are only attracted to eric cartman, nobody else. it is very cartmanphobic to question this
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For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.
Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".
Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.
Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.
Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.
Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".
Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.
Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.
Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.
Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."
Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."
Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."
by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013
Get the Every Kyle's got a Cartman. mug.Possibly and most likely the funniest cartoon charactar of all time. he stars in the show South Park, a moutain town in Colorado. Cartman is a fat,spoiled kid whos mom is a hermaphrodite. he also Hates Jews especially Kyle. Cartman is always ripping on him for being a Jew.
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Get the liane cartman mug.When a girl swings her leg up as high as it can go on top of something and solicits sex. She usually props her leg on a bar table or chain fence with her junk hanging all out, so they can see inside her vag, and then solicits herself for sexual services.
Catherine keeps doing THE DIRTY CASTANON to me. Her leg was right next to my face and I could see straight into her vagina.
by riderideponytonight August 7, 2011
Get the THE DIRTY CASTANON mug.Eric Cartman, who goes by Cartman, is possibly the funniest television character in history, and in my opinion, always will be. He is everything that is racist, stupid, ignorant, and wrong. He's also extremely fat. He hangs out with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, and sometimes Butters. He is always making a new plan to make money or get revenge on someone. Some of his best known quotes are: "No kitty, that's my pot pie! NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY - MOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!", and "Screw you guys, I'm going home". He uses the words "weak" and "sweet" a lot. He is spoiled by his slutty mother/father and whines to get anything he wants. His hobby is watching Terrance and Phillip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, pot pies, or powdered donut pancake surprise.
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
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