care bear bop

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).

Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.

by torqueboy September 20, 2012

Trump Care

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.

OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

/e care

you try to give a fuck, but do not actually.

fucking cunt: I can't believe that my Facebook account was hacked yesterday
retard: /e care

by ­­ June 18, 2021

Just Don't Care

Not caring; throwing arm over shoulder.

1. Person "You're taking a break from bowling"
Cameron Garbutt "I just don't care", (Flings arm over shoulder)

Person: Your house has been burnt down
Garbutt: Does it look like I care? Cus I just don't care. (Flings arm over shoulder)

by I wish I was Cameron Garbutt November 7, 2011

Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

For all I care

Meaning that you don't care at all, 'it' doesnt concern you.

A: hey, I heard that when you're dead, your children will sell all your stamp collections on an auction house.
B: When that time comes, they can do with it whatever they like, for all I care.

by axzze January 1, 2009

could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."

Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.

by k512.com September 10, 2003