Carolyn. Noun. a spicy mamacíta.
Carolyns are usually small, tiny
little creatures. Usually about the size of a bug.
fun-sized, if you will.
Don’
t let the small size fool you, a Carolyn hides a huge temper. Make a Carolyn angry and she’ll
melt your entire
soul using only her words. A Carolyn can be sweet. But mostly, she’s sour…and very spicy. Find a Carolyn hanging upside down on a pole in any pole dance studio. But beware, do not disturb in her natural habitat. A Carolyn has the strength of 10,000
wild boars. She is tiny, and she is mighty.
If you happen to know this particular breed of Carolyn, know that she’s already spoken for. She’s mine, and you’ll have to find your own.