Carolyn. Noun. a
spicy mamacíta.
Carolyns are usually small, tiny little creatures. Usually about the size of a
bug. fun-sized, if you will.
Don’t let the small size fool you, a Carolyn hides a huge temper. Make a Carolyn angry and she’ll melt your entire soul using only her
words. A Carolyn can be
sweet. But mostly, she’s sour…and very
spicy. Find a Carolyn hanging upside down on a pole in any pole dance studio. But beware, do not disturb in her natural habitat. A Carolyn has the strength of 10,000 wild boars. She is tiny, and she is mighty.
If you happen to know this particular breed of Carolyn, know that she’s already spoken for. She’s mine, and you’ll have to find your own.
Carolyn! She’s a
spicy meata boll-a!
Your
bobby pins are all over my car, Carolyn. And get your
bottle of scented lotion out, too.
