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Carmel Hell Week

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An Instagram page dedicated to a week of horrors in February 2018 at Carmel High School in Indiana. The page showcased memes from the many fights in commons, the school shooting scare in C lunch, the 3.5 seconds & puppies speech by Dr. Humus, and the Friday where nobody went to school. The account quickly amassed a large following among Carmel students by gaining over 1,000 followers within a day of being created. The account now has over 4,300 followers and has made more recent posts about the electricity bills, the $25 charge to park in the lot, meme day, and most recently the explosion. Carmel Hell Week provides all the memes, videos, and news about Carmel High School that the administration tries to keep secret. Because of this the account has continued to grow and become a big part of the current Carmel student body culture.
Bro, Carmel Hell Week was the craziest, scariest, and best week in Carmel High School history.

If you missed the latest fight in commons, check out Carmel Hell Week.
by 3.5puppies January 16, 2019
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Carmel Academy

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An unaffiliated, Jewish School in Greenwich, CT. Formerly known as WFHA, they changed the name in the middle of the year after receiving a 10 million dollar grant. This grant was used to fund many important things, such as computer programs like Kidspiration and Gimp (?). At "CA," you will not learn geography, nor grammer. You may read an average of 2.5 books a year, along with an average of 9 movies. You get to show your individuality with collared shirts in every color (solid, of course), and khakis in black, navy, brown, olive, grey, and purple (?). You can make many friends at Carmel, everyone in your grade (avg=15) is super nice, and accepting, even your teachers will be your friends! The average sentence you hear a student say at Carmel is, "Man, I love this school!" and for teachers, it's, "Where's your kippah? Your head looks cold." COME TO CARMEL WOOOHOOOO GO EAGLES!!!! OOPS HAWKS YAYY GO HAWKS!
Jacob: Hey, did you make the Carmel Academy basketball team?

Rebecca: What kind of question is that? I didn't even need to sign up, they begged me to!

Jacob: But, you've only played once in your life...?

Rebecca: Does it really matter? We just need enough "players!"
by superjew123456789 September 4, 2012
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Carmel High School

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A high school in Carmel, New York known for the absolute lack of respect of authority and over use of E.N.D.S products. The boys bathrooms are usually places for pissing on the floor, juuling, and sucking a football coach's dick. Although they do have a bad reputation, their proms are considered one of the best in the Hudson Vally area.
boy 1- I got to Carmel High School.
boy 2- Who is your dealer?
by autoresponder December 16, 2017
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Carmel Apple

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creating a carmel apple requires a man to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. Before ejaculating the male removes his phallus from the vagina and then without wiping off the blood he inserts his phallus in the anus, to cover it with a "carmel coating." After, the man inserts his penis to the females mouth.
Dude I made the best carmel apple the other day, and Sally actually ate it!!!
by laysiege June 26, 2010
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carmel grease

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2 The sweat of a turd
it was so hot, I had a mean batch of carmel grease going, and I think it had sand in it.
by Waky October 6, 2006
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Carmel college

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Carmel college is a school in Darlington, England. full of scruffs and bible bashers. Most of the boys there love the youngens where as the lasses love abit of everything. Known for its large amount of slags walking the corridors looking like watsits
No wonder she’s a scruff...she’s from Carmel College
by MrMcgregggggor May 20, 2019
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Carmel Apple

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A Carmel Apple is when you're doing anal & when you finish & you pull out covered in a brown glaze.
I just got a Carmel Apple and it wasn't savory kind.
by AGamb1e January 12, 2016
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