“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

George Carlin
You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!
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The Man who change stand-up comedy FOREVER!!!
George Carlin can do 2 things:
1) He doesn't f around with a ghost car
2) He made 7 WORDS YOU CAN NEVER SAY ON TELEVISION
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1937 - 2008. A great man who pointed out all of societies ignorance and stupidity and covered every american topic, from Abortions, Fat People, Politics, Child Worship, Government, Etc. He was a famous comedian, and did a great deal to American society before he died, since then we have been living in chaos. He may be offensive, but definitely saw those unimportant things we talk about in our daily lives.
The world would be a much better place if George Carlin was still alive
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George Carlin is a veteran stand up comedian. His routine usually includes topics like; Religion, sex, swears, oddities of culture, and many social and moral taboos. His most famous routine is "7 Dirty Words".
George Carlin is so funny!
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Is a rare breed of sloth found in Southern Saskatchewan. It lures in it's mates by feeding them alcoholic beverages and it is not opposed to homo erotic behaviour.
Wow, you were drunker than Carlin Windrim last night
Please tell me you didn't fuck Carlin Windrim last night
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The king of comedy.His whole premise is to say things that everyone else is too afraid to say.
George Carlin:''When it comes to bullshit-big time,major league bullshit-you have to stand in awe-in AWE of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims:religion.''
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