CARE

When honestly you don't give a shit .
When you don't care .
When you don't like the person talking nonsense and you say "care"

Person 1 . OMG I brought new clothes . The other day

Person 2. CARE.

TEACHER. HI STUDENT TODAY WE ARE LEARNING.

BOY . INTERRUPTS AND SAYS ; CARE.

by Vsw1ft November 12, 2017

/care

Psuedo-computer scripting term, telling people that you do not at all care about the subject in matter.

Example #1
Pedro: Hey fool, I took a shit on your mothers chest yesterday.
You: /care.
Pedro: Stop trying to make /care happen, it won't happen.

Example #2
Jeffery: I'm 360 no scope master of the universe!!!!!1111one1
You:/care dude
Jeffery: HEUEUEH... i shagged yer mum

by PVCMVN May 9, 2014

careful

To throw,sling,or hit an object with no care

“Be careful with that plate” mom said
Me: breaks plate and all others

by Lukethephoneuser August 11, 2019

caring

Sarcastically stating the one cares.

'I got shouted at by my boss this morning, I'm so upset!' 'Oh really?! Fucking caring.'

'My mum's just found a lump in her breast!' 'Caring'

'Wanna breathe, wanna grieve, wanna live, wanna give. Caring about it...'

'Caring about your deep house record collection cunt.'

by CaringAboutLife April 24, 2014

Care

Said when you actually don't care at all. Used in a sarcastic tone.

"Hey man, i think my mom might pass"

"Care about her!"

by Foshigga April 12, 2010

Cared

Usually used after someone uses the term 'asked'. Means you cared what that person said and it wasnt pointless.

"Dude i fucked some girl with huge titties last night."

"Asked."
"Cared."

by Goldilocks4 June 11, 2014

caring

Used to sarcastically state that you really do not care what someone has just said.

Mike: yea, so I worked out again today.
John: caring.

Mike: Tiger just got a hole in one!
John: caring.

by sarcastic guy September 15, 2007