James: who’s a cringe ass bald bitch fucker?
Karen: caillou of course, now stfu and sign the divorce sheets
Karen: caillou of course, now stfu and sign the divorce sheets
by Wet garlic bread August 20, 2019
Get the Caillou mug.A show about a bitchy kid that whenever he doesn't get what he wants he starts crying and that fucking annoying. And if you didn't notice he looks like a dinosaur
by Caillou the dinosaur June 15, 2018
Get the Caillou mug.Related Words
A needy little douche who has never heard the term sharing or caring. His pass times included: abusing his helpless cat, being an asshole to his sister rosey, and screaming at his poor old parents. He is the apidimi of poorly behaved children everywhere. He is truly the spawn of Satan himself. Yet somehow this abusive devil has his own show, FOR CHILDREN!!!
Person A: Have you seen Caillou anywhere?
Person B: Oh that little fuck face just left town, the police are on his ass.
Person A: Thank God! You know , he once threw a brick at his Grandmas head! He's truly a bad some bitch.
Person B: Oh that little fuck face just left town, the police are on his ass.
Person A: Thank God! You know , he once threw a brick at his Grandmas head! He's truly a bad some bitch.
by Hulkthegiantpitbull April 22, 2018
Get the Caillou mug.Caillou is a little shit child who acts like a deamon all the time. His ugly ass head is even more exposed than stewie griffin. His mother secretly hates him and so does his sister. His sister looks like a fucking fetus. Caillou is a spoiled brat who gets away with everything he dies by throwing a tantrum like a cunt. His parents are the most brain dead twats anyone could ever see.
*Caillou draws on the wall with permanent marker*
Mom: Caillou what the fuck are you doing
Sister: Fucker drew on the wall. Your in trouble *Smiles savagely*
Caillou: *turns deamon and throws a fit and screams*
Mom: Alright you worthless bag of shit. You wont have time out
Mom: Caillou what the fuck are you doing
Sister: Fucker drew on the wall. Your in trouble *Smiles savagely*
Caillou: *turns deamon and throws a fit and screams*
Mom: Alright you worthless bag of shit. You wont have time out
by CritizingShit January 3, 2019
Get the Caillou mug.Caillou's Dad: Oh shit caillou i just realized we are going to the circus tomarrow not today
Caillou: WAAA WAAA NO I WANNA GO TODAY MOTHER FUCKER
Caillou: WAAA WAAA NO I WANNA GO TODAY MOTHER FUCKER
by Fat Naruto October 21, 2019
Get the Caillou mug.Used as a term to very someone as a lil bitch. Or is a term used to show how someone that they are a memelord, as the all Dankness, our lord, Caillou.
by WitchDoctorGaeming August 10, 2017
Get the Caillou mug.a fucking piece of shit that if he doesn't get what he acts like a bitch,cries,screams,whines, and complains. ther was this one episode but I dont got any details because I watched this piece of crap years ago so caillou wakes up and is exicited to go to the circus so he gets ready and brushes his teeth then the dad comes in and asks why hes dressed up and caillou is confused bc he thought he was going to the circus today but the dad explains hes going tommorow,HE SAID TOMMOROW HE DIDNT SAY A WEEK HE DIDNT SAY A MONTH HE DIDNT EVEN SAY WE AREN'T GOING AT ALL NOW WATCH HOW THIS BALD BITCH REACTS SO CAILLOU STARTS BEING A BITCH BY CRYING SCREAMING WHINING AND COMPLAINING
caillou is a bald head ass bitch
by caillous creator May 22, 2019
Get the caillou mug.