cardisheadbump

Cardisheadbump is an aggressive barb who makes racist, homophobic, and transphobic photos and memes about Cardi B on twitter. She is commonly known for replying to Bardigang saying “yup cuz the bitch was a tranny.”

Don’t you know cardisheadbump? She said the bitch was a tranny...

by creamybardi April 10, 2021

Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome

Noun; A medical condition that causes the heart to beat at a very progressive speed and the blood pressure gradually increases during the course of a Laker game. In most occasions, nearing the end of the game.

Shit, the Lakers are down by 1 and there's .04 seconds left. I can feel my Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome, it's on full action right now.

by LAKERSFTW. March 7, 2010

cardash

a potato made of gold

did you see that cardash farmer?
yeah, i heard he was a true irishman.

by that weird homestuck fan May 31, 2016

Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.

I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.

by JusttheSqueegee June 3, 2018

Catdish

Similar to Catfish but with food; A deceptive online identity moonlighting as a professional chef / connoisseur in order to gain followers and one day be rewarded with free food.

That influencer chef is actually just a Catdish

by cat.dish September 30, 2020

Carfished

The act of being deceived in a car add as to the quality of the car, much like catfished.

He said the car was perfect, but after seeing it in person we were definitely carfished.

by Almostoverlanding March 11, 2021

Carfished

When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.

Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.

Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!

Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.

Me: dude, you carfished me…

Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!

Or…..

Me: dude. This car is beat up!

Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.

Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?

Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?

Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!

by justice luv October 18, 2021