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Mike Carden

A founding member and guitarist of the greatest band on Earth, The Academy Is....

He currently provides the rhythm guitar to Michael Guy Chislett's lead guitar. He also sings backup vocals on two of TAI's songs: he sings "intoxicated circulation" on "Neighbors" and miscellaneous backups on "Slow Down."

He and William Beckett had once been cross-town rivals in the Chicago underground scene, but they eventually befriended each other at local concerts and started up TAI in 2002. This is also known as a fairytale come true.

Mike is known for his classic, half-smiling/open-mouthed shredding faces onstage, where he always stands on the far right side (on William's left).

The one word that can most accurately describe Mike is cute, because that's what he is.

However, Mike was not cute in the evil clown costume that he sported on Halloween, in 2007. He was terrifying then.

Pretty much everyone loves Mike. He's just a likeable guy, who for some reason seems to never know precisely what's going on.

For more information, check out Jack the Camera Guy's episode(s) of TAI TV "The Chronicles of Mike Carden." Jack made a pie chart.
Jack: So, you're saying you're kinda like the fluff on top of, uh, yams on Thanksgiving dinner?

Mike Carden: Yeah, when you eat it with all your friends.... It's tasty.
by alisontoxicated circulation. February 3, 2008
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cardinal c the nazi

Masculine Name: A cardinal c the nazi is a first class moron you promote in a big box environment in view to obtain results. A cardinal c the nazi will rule his regime like fake hitler, while getting rid of people with the most modern methodology, by dismissing them with or without cause (Please Note: His emphasis is on dismissals without cause as he does not have the skills nor the potential to pick up a law book, nor did he ever had the opportunity to do his college best where they just opened the door for him - like they would at DeVry).

The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.
Boss: In the office now!

Clerk: What now boss?

Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!

Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!
by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 5, 2014
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Nose Cardio

I'm beat, i did a ton of nose cardio last night.
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A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
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Carded

To be checked for ID when entering an overage area (club, casino etc)
I can't believe that security guard carded me when i was coming in!
by Dalo September 12, 2004
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cardio bunny

a fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.
Dr. Swole pwned that cardio bunny on the elliptical.
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Like candies

A term used when you successfully dribble an opponent. Usually abbreviated to "lc".
In Italian the verb "scartare" has more meanings and some translations can be "to discard", "to dribble" and "to unwrap".
In Italian it is said "scartare una caramella" that is "unwrap a candy".
From this, a shortened form "like candies" derives ("like a candy" for the singular)
"Look at that player, he dribbled them like candies!"

In italian: "lo ha scartato come una caramella!"
In english: "he dribbled him like a candy!"

"Ooooooh lc!"
"Look! lc!"
by DottRosa April 20, 2021
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