Carusowned

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.

"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."

by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009

Family circus

A comic made by Bil Keane that has an undeniable Christian overtone,and continues to make little to no sense after more than 50 years.

Mother, I didn't understand today's Family Circus!

by Tyler_Driver May 30, 2008

seaside circus

When you bring a borderline chick home from the bar/boardwalk and all your bros watch you bang her in your filthy motel room.

Bro were you blacked out when dom was hosting the seaside circus last night

by SupDuden2mu July 11, 2011

sarsaparilla circus

When two men are showering together and a third man is in the same bathroom, taking a hot shit.

"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"

by SquintyJones September 6, 2017

Taking Herman to the Circus

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

by Polio October 18, 2003

[carcasm]

When your stupid friend Dave misspells the word "Sarcasm"

Dave: "That was carcasm."

Elliott: "You're stupid."

by elflop January 7, 2009

Circus-sized

Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.

I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!

by [e-mail] January 23, 2021