Texas Carbon

In a chemical compound, a carbon atom that has 5 bonds and does not exist in practice - Carbon bonds usually only have 4 bonds. Created from a bathroom stall wall in the University of Michigan Chem Building.

Prof. Karatjas likes to make his tests so hard, you might encounter a texas carbon.

Joe: Dude this is the answer fo sho.
John: Dude, wtf, thats a texas carbon.
Joe: Oh shit...

by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008

carbon monoxide

What a broke ass 1999 Honda Civic leaks from its exhaust.

That girl Crystal claims she has carbon monoxide poisoning from the leak in her exhaust pipe that she can't afford to fix.

by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

carbonoid

The stuff in chocolate that makes yellow labrador retrievers yellow.

Bobo (yellow lab): Hey dad, if you don't give me that chocolate RIGHT now, I'm going to turn gray tonight from carbonoid deficiency!

Dad: Too bad. Chocolate is not for dogs.

Bobo: I'M NOT A DOG!

by Bobotheniceyellow September 5, 2011

Carbon buttprint

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.

I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.

by J Scotts January 16, 2009

Carbon Beerprint

The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.

Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.

by Your Eminence November 19, 2013

waste of carbon

Useless and/or pointless person.

"Are you still going out with Claire? She's a fucking waste of carbon, that girl."

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

carbine

A shortened and lightweight version of a particular rifle. This concept was originally used by cavalry units, who needed a smaller firearm than your everyday musket, but more effective than a pistol.

The m4 is the carbine version of the wordM16a2./word

by Jarvy October 7, 2003