Captain Drake

1. boring
2. Not cool
3. Stupid
4. sad
5. crappy
6. pathetic
7. ugly
8. fat
9. Fanboy
10. tries to hard.
11. has no imagination.

Captain Drake is stupid.

by Captain Drake December 6, 2003

Captain Deez

When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.

When Mr. Deez ask the man what he would like him to do, he simply said "Captain Deez, please".

by Deez, Mr. Deez July 6, 2006

Captain Dangler

A slang word often used to reference to someone containing an abnormal or misshapen penis.

tevis is the ideal captain dangler

by chapsta July 6, 2007

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Captain Dildo

Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.

Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?

Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"

by DONOVAN94 August 25, 2011

Captain DT

The influence. The root of all things good or bad. The little voice in your head that makes you do things that you wouldn't or shouldn't.
Colt 45 at its best.

Dude i totally Captain DT'd last Drunk Tuesday, it was bomb. So much colt 45 and so many skanks.

by JJones88 June 14, 2010

Captain Douchington

Captain of the Douchingwa army. Douchingwa is a city in chinadouche of high honor and moral stature. (A surprisingly clean city as well.)

Captain Douchington of the Douchingwa army fought for a just cause.

by djhebert August 29, 2014