Commanders of the Faithful candidate

A designation assigned to none other than Mike Pence because of his meek-seeming but deeply power-mongering Handmaid’s Tale view of the future United States.

His practiced piety always either cited or enacted in every speech, the Commanders of the Faithful candidate will work to legally rip away more than a woman’s right to choose.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

Spider-Manchurian Candidate

You've seen a radio-active Spider-Man, but you haven't seen a radio-active Spider-Man that's in love with his mother. Sexy.

"Coming to a theater near you, Spider-Manchurian Candidate."

by AnotherJon July 29, 2006

gray matter canidate

A person that you would like to beat until their gray matter is on the sidewalk.

The most beatiful woman decided that her husband's girlfriend would make the perfect gray matter canidate, so the most beautiful woman kicked her ass in the church parking lot.

by thirdtimesacharm September 9, 2010

Manchurian Candidate

An highly influential official or politician who has been placed in her/his position by a foreign power with a view to influencing or even dominate another nation.

Many people in the US and Europe now see president Trump as a Manchurian Candidate placed in his position by Putin and under the secret command of the Russian president and his power clique.

by Wryface July 12, 2017

Canadiation

radiation in Canada. itll turn u into a Canadian before u can say... EH?! u'll be livin in igloos and doin ur mom. u also hav 2 eat Canadian Bacon and its not actually bacon! its just sliced ham, EH?????????!!!!!!!!!!!

canadian1: canadian, why do u look so bad, eh?
canadian2: cause im Canadian, eh?
canadian1: huh, eh?
canadian2: i wasnt always canadian, eh?
canadian1: why r u upset aboot being canadian, eh?
canadian2: cause now im sayin eh after every sentance and doin my mom, EH?! I also hav 2 liv in an igloo, eh?!
canadian1: well at least u dont say Cheerios after leavin a room, eh?
canadian2: god, why did i hav 2 go 2 Canada and get diognosed with Canadiation, EH??????!!!!!! I hate Canadian Bacon, EH???!!!!

by paperpaper!!!!! January 22, 2011

candidatecharli

candidatecharli is a charli fanpage that was quite hated but now is loved. candidatecharli is called “paris” and is sometimes aesthetic. she loves everyone for who they are and nothing more. her pronouns are she/they. she is bi

me: hey, do you know @candidatecharli?
stranger: of course! she’s my idol and she’s so kind!

by Alexa Wale December 17, 2020

candidatecharli

candidatecharli is normally called paris. her pronouns are she/they and she is supposedly bisexual. she is a very kind and famous girl that loves everyone equally just and only for who they are. she accepts many people’s mistakes and hopes they won’t do it again. she is a gemini born on the 9th of june 2009.

me: do you know candidatecharli (paris)?
stranger: of course! she’s my idol, i want to be like her!

by Alexa Wale December 17, 2020