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Dirty Calvin

1. When a man pulls out and cums so hard he shoots into his own mouth, doesn't let it faze him, and pulls her down to kiss him, transferring the cum.
Last night we were having sex and, at the last minute, he pulled out and went dirty Calvin on me.
by Benyumin June 13, 2019
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Calvin

Calvin is a cool , nice , funny friend and plays sports. He's trustworthy and nice. He may not have all the looks but he does treat a girl right. He will take care of her , protect her , love her with all his love. Calvin is amazing.
by Cashley554485 May 1, 2015
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Calvin Klein

Doing lines or bumps of coke and ketamine at the same time
user1: Who wants to Calvin Klein?!
user2: I do, I do!!!
user3: You betta werk bitch! CK'ing is fierce!!
by CA dream'in August 2, 2006
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Calvin’s Law

Coined by League of Legends streamer Elite500 (Calvin), it states

> Giving a bad player kills will not make him better.

That is, the better player will win in all likelihood, regardless of leads gained early game. One should take comfort in his skill above his opponent rather than frustration with circumstances caused by jungler dynamics or other arbitraries, fundamentally out of his control.

Calvin’s Law is ultimately a generalization of common economic knowledge, that lump-sum cash transfers are typically the least effective type of aid which can be given (most notably, the cash transfer programs undertaken by numerous US NGOs in developing areas of Africa). Research by the Overseas Development Institute finds that the risk of corruption, lack of longer-term investment opportunities, and lack of infrastructure and training often render lump-sum cash transfers as the worst alternative among such options as direct training/building/humanitarian aid or regular smaller cash transfers.

Put another way, Calvin’s Law is commentary on the increasingly nepotic and privileged social dynamics of modern society, and a statement of hope despite such conditions. That, regardless of one’s birth and upbringing, as long as one possesses the skill necessary, deserved success will come, in due time.
This isn’t a death, it’s my Calvin’s Law angle!
by Gilgameshx0 February 21, 2023
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Calvin and Hobbes

the best damn thing since sliced bread! one of the funniest comics ever made about a six-year-old kid and his imaginary stuffed tiger. once you start reading one, you can't put it down.
i've read every single calvin and hobbes. bill watterson got skill.
by Antonia!!! February 7, 2009
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Calvin

A human being who can be awkward yet cool intelligent and noice to people, even if their a dick to him. he gets good grades often and stays quiet, he is quite shy.
" Why did he say thanks when i called him an asshole, oh that cause he's Calvin, he's often noice even though people are mean to him."
by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018
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Calvin Klein Club

Where one uses cocaine, ketamine and cannabis in one night.
Aight mate, you enjoy last night?
Yeah, joined CKC (Calvin Klein Club) was mental
by MiloC August 28, 2018
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