Calves from Hell

A term used to describe the size of one's calves. One who possesses calves from Hell has calves that significantly lack muscle mass, resulting in a skinny, bone-like look, and inspires utter perplexity in others into how they can even move. The origin of the term is unclear, as there is no immediate similarity between skinny calves and Hell. It could be said, however, that only the most depraved and evil people possess calves from hell, and thus, well, they come from Hell.

"His gastrocnemii (calves) are especially affected by his severe lack of muscularity and is the reason for his nickname, ‘Calves from Hell’ (xD)."

by gary69_ March 30, 2023

Small Calves Syndrome

A little known hereditary illness that prevents the calf muscle from experiencing proper muscle hypertrophy(muscle growth).

This illnes is common in those with a passion for lifting. This may be due to an alteration in the tREN-062 gene, that results in the passion for lifting, aswell as the syndrome.

"Its not becouse i dont train them, its because of my small calves syndrome."

by Gymbro. March 08, 2022

assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.

boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!

by xTruth_Hurtsx May 04, 2007

Dainty Calves

Describing one who skips leg day; typically describes male names starting with the letter M, such as Mathew, Mathough, Matt, Mathuu, mathoo, matpoo, mattene

"Wow bro your dainty calves are showing, you been skipping leg day?"
"nah man my parents named me matt when I was born

by Aregatou October 21, 2016

sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper

You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived

by one sick calf March 07, 2010

Calving

sleeping and eating at the same time

"Hey, do you want to go out?"
"I can't, I am calving"

by taylorswiftisawesome123 April 28, 2022

Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.

Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise

Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?

by thatonesuperradicalchick March 09, 2015