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Carpal Tourette Syndrome

A neuropsychiatric disorder characterized by physical tics. These tics travel from the brain down through the carpal cannal causing the subject to experience uncontrolled urges to type mostly incoherent babble and useless drivel. When one finds themselves on social media sites carrying on senselessly, typing a lot but saying mostly nothing, this is known as carpal tourette syndrome (CTS).

It's basically a get out of jail free card for those times when you've typed something that you regret and can't delete it.
I blame my carpal tourette syndrome for last night's facebook rant.

I didn't mean to be so mean when I texted you, it's my carpal tourettes flaring up again.

No I'm not a racist, I have carpal tourette syndrome!
by Bartimus Maximus November 1, 2013
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Lewis Capaldi

Lewis Capaldi is the best person you'll ever meet. He's handsome, funny and has a million instagram stories to keep you laughing all night long. He's not only the best singer on this earth but also a comedian, supermodel and Influencer. Hes rocking even the shittiest pair of glasses and loves to talk about shite and his pubes. He will make your life instantly better when you speak to him, and you'll never get enough of him. Lewis Capaldi is the love of your life. The scottish man of your dreams. Lewis Capadi is perfection.
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Lil capalot

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Carpal Tunnel

What you get from masturbating too much.
Dude: "Ahh, I can't write this essay, my wrist hurts."

Dude 2: "Dude, you got carpal tunnel. Lay off the porn sites."
by fiendordoe April 14, 2009
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carpal tunnel syndrome

is a wrist and/or arm injury caused by making love to oneself
It's Valentine's day...there will be surge of carpal tunnel syndrome cases.
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Lewis Capaldi

An incredible musician who doesn't have a single bad song
Dang I can't stop listening to Lewis Capaldi.
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Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
by cx13 September 22, 2008
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