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Calorie Cops

When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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Calories

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night
-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night
by Eden953 May 14, 2015
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high calorie frosting

a tramp stamp made visible when a shirt (obviously too small) doesn't quite cover the muffin top
Did you see that chick with the high calorie frosting? Yeah,her tatt. use to read USA now it reads United States of America
by gravy_baby May 3, 2010
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Calories

Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.
Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.
by Monfoo May 8, 2017
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three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")
"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"
by jonbeazles August 23, 2004
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calorie

a mythical unit that is used to make people think they will get fat from eating certain foods.
a 1"x1"x1" piece of cheese cake has 690 calories which makes you a fatass if you eat it, but an entire bowl of salad has 6.9 calories which makes you a healthy eater; thus the reason why its a myth.
by LTG Huntoon March 15, 2011
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zero calorie dinner

When your dinner passes right through your body, causing the runs, or the shits. Providing your body with no nutrion and zero calories.
Man that steak isn't agreeing with me, looks like I'm having a zero calorie dinner tonight.

I was on the can all night, had a nother zero calorie dinner.
by crowman943 September 13, 2011
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