high calorie frosting

a tramp stamp made visible when a shirt (obviously too small) doesn't quite cover the muffin top

Did you see that chick with the high calorie frosting? Yeah,her tatt. use to read USA now it reads United States of America

by gravy_baby May 3, 2010

zero calorie dinner

When your dinner passes right through your body, causing the runs, or the shits. Providing your body with no nutrion and zero calories.

Man that steak isn't agreeing with me, looks like I'm having a zero calorie dinner tonight.

I was on the can all night, had a nother zero calorie dinner.

by crowman943 September 13, 2011

Phantom Calorie

aka Ghost Calorie, when someone engages in a strict diet but still gets fat.

'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine

by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 28, 2018

zero calorie dinner

something only carnivorous meat eaters suffer from (compared to vegans and maybe some forms of stricter vegetarians). Believed to be caused by the high animal fat and cholesterol shock on the body when too much meat is taken into a herbivore's (e.g. human) body.

Man i knew i shouldn't have eaten that #1 at McDonalds after not eating meat for a week. even without the milkshake it was a zero calorie dinner

Although Tom had a zero calorie dinner from chili's, when his blood was taken 20 mins later he still had fat stuck to the test tube like elmers glue from all the animal meat he had eaten.

by GO DJ HaKa September 14, 2011

100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.

“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”

by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021