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Calder

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Calder is the average sleep paralysis gnome that appears in your nightmare, do not worry as Calder is too short to be able to scare you.

SEEING THE CALDER

If you want to see the Calder in your nightmares, try to stay up at least 42 hours and say "habos, babos, ball" with a ball in your hand ( higher chance of seeing the Calder if its a yellow bouncy ball ) then at "ball" throw the ball at the ground ( once per 4 hour ). The chance of seeing the Calder is possible but EXTREMELY rare but after doing that ritual, it'll be a 50/50 chance of seeing the Calder.

THE CALDERS NOISES
The Calder will normally make the sound from angry birds, that being "RAH-HEENYA" or the scooby-dooby-doo "REHEHEHEHEHE".

VRO IM AVERAGE HEIGHT - My comrade Calder.
Calder is tiny af. B) yuh.
by Boxil_ig October 8, 2025
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when u see calder being sexy!
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That guys such a Calder
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calder autism is adhd mixed with high-functioning autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism
Example 1:

him: aher hehaeh fuck shit
us: that guy has calder autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism
by Ya Nan is Hot August 6, 2023
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When you tell a joke so funny that someone laughs so hard and dies...it wasnt so much the joke that killed them it's was because you laughed so hard while you murdered them.
I'm gonna run a "Calder" on that little fucker.

Calder" jokes always kill it
I wanna "Calder" myself
by Chowdapowda February 5, 2023
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Calder is somebody who has nine toes. They also steal your big toes in your sleep by tickling you until you suffocate! Calder is like a sleep paralysis demon but as short as a gnome.
Person 1: Damn, it's a dwarf with nine toes!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.
by the blue dog January 7, 2025
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