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busaba calamari

Term used to describe a tasty snack.
Let's head for a busaba calamari for lunch!
by Dominic K July 5, 2008
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calamatic

root word calamity

1. infamous for causing trouble and harm
2. dangerous but not necessarily bad
That shiz is boombastically calamatic to the hella max!
by Mr. Boombastic November 28, 2004
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calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.
Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."
by James M. May 2, 2003
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Land Calamari

The rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. This creature has a voracious appetite. Also known in Latin cultures as Anus Dominum. Butt-hole. Anus. Named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine Italian restaurant. Served most often with Arby's Horsey sauce, or Cocktail sauce.
Heath's finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough poopy.
by Binghamtonian November 16, 2006
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Calagar

1) A cagey courtesy laugh
2) someone who makes a habit of retelling someone else's jokes and almost always fucks up the punchline
1) Guy tells a joke to two friends. One laughs and the other doesn't find it funny at all.

Guy 1: tells the joke.
Guy2: "hahahahaha"
Guy3: looks on in disbelief and exclaims: "you're such a fucking calagar - that's fucking funny?

2) "third fucking time tonight - this fucking calagar! Shut the fuck up already!
by Rolee January 6, 2017
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Canamar

This is the whitest man in the group. He will rhyme everything with the word gay. He is the best rapper and Eminem is even scared of this kid. He is terrible at every game he plays though. He is really autistic and retarded. This guy DOES have the n word pass cause his ancestors were black. Although with all of this negative there is always positives and he is fucken the horniest guy you know. He is also gay and his weakness is jellyfish blowjobs by his friends. He has the biggiest wiener in the group though, but it isnt straight it curves and this is a negative cause guys dont like this type of wiener.
Canamar is the weird one and crazy one
by WienerBeaner May 31, 2019
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calamari

When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.
I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.
by lester pronk September 28, 2007
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