your such a Caillou
by SecretAgent42069 October 25, 2019
a fucking piece of shit that if he doesn't get what he acts like a bitch,cries,screams,whines, and complains. ther was this one episode but I dont got any details because I watched this piece of crap years ago so caillou wakes up and is exicited to go to the circus so he gets ready and brushes his teeth then the dad comes in and asks why hes dressed up and caillou is confused bc he thought he was going to the circus today but the dad explains hes going tommorow,HE SAID TOMMOROW HE DIDNT SAY A WEEK HE DIDNT SAY A MONTH HE DIDNT EVEN SAY WE AREN'T GOING AT ALL NOW WATCH HOW THIS BALD BITCH REACTS SO CAILLOU STARTS BEING A BITCH BY CRYING SCREAMING WHINING AND COMPLAINING
caillou is a bald head ass bitch
by caillous creator May 23, 2019
A spoiled brat.
by Paul Mchorny November 12, 2020
An obnoxious little shit that was born by a alcoholic father who would eat dog shit that he found on the freeway. Due to his existence, Caillou despises his father and wants him dead but can’t because he is too fucking poor to afford weapons, and also is to lazy to make his own. However Caillou thankfully died on september 20 1863 from having both cancer and a stroke at the same time. Caillous dad was angry because he wanted to kill caillou himself by shoving a stick up his butt.
Caillou: I hate my dad!
Caillous mom: U shouldn’t hate your father!
Caillou: Fuck u mom, bite my left ballsack hair!
Caillous mom: (cries and dies)
Caillou: Now that i got my mom out of the way, my dads next! (dies of stroke after)
Caillous mom: U shouldn’t hate your father!
Caillou: Fuck u mom, bite my left ballsack hair!
Caillous mom: (cries and dies)
Caillou: Now that i got my mom out of the way, my dads next! (dies of stroke after)
by JAWSeph July 31, 2019
by Ur friend chicken shit July 14, 2019
Caillou is little piece of shit that complained about every fucking thing. I’m pretty sure everyone wanted to kill this fucking twat. Even his own body thought he didnt deserve hair, like wtf his own body shoulda recognised to malfunction. His sister Rosie is a creepy fucking fetus that walks around and probably crawls up peoples arsehole. His poor fucking parents surprisely haven’t shot both of them. Caillou sadly doesn’t have cancer because the cancer couldn’t deal with his shit so instead they gave him a show were at the end of the season he gets run over by a car, several times I’m pretty sure I watched him hit him the reverse hit him reverse and repeat that a few times before he actually left. After that the car was acclaimed king. Also I’m pretty sure when he was birthed the doctor threw him in the bind mistaking him for trash. How very appropriate.
His own body proved enough of example to show how much he didn’t deserve to live. Like literally he looks like a fucking rat with all its legs broken and no fur.
Caillou: is a fucking twat.
Caillou: is a fucking twat.
by I ran over caillou March 3, 2019