Caiden is that kind of person that is very, very sexy and faps off in class. If you make him angry, he will pop your hot gay sister’s tits and sell the deflated tits on PrawnHub. He is a Prawn Star as well as a porn star and got a very good rating on Logan paul’s Website. He will rape you when you sleep and, if you buy him a couple of beers, will give you free prawns. Caiden has the ability to have an Infinity Boner, which means that he can make his boner a, well, boner, for the rest of eternity. Legend has it that his penis in it’s floppy form is thicc-er than Big Chungus. He is so sexy that Moto Moto tried to hook up with his ass, but, Caiden has the training to eject cum out of his ass. With ultimate concentration, he can sprout penis’s from every aspect of his cumalicious, sex-starvingalicious body, and the first time you see him (if you’re a boy), you’ll instantly turn gay.
by YourMumGei August 21, 2019
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by BESST FRANN March 18, 2017
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A sexy man-beast with a life for killing horses with light-bulbs. Caige is also green. Caige loves to touch his big sloppy wet slimy glorious sexy fat huge brown purple english italian hot dog. Caige's favourite animal is the morgan freeman. When caige rides that morgan freeman, he rides it with awesomeness, wetness and of course SEXYNESS. Caige knows where to touch morgan freeman in all the right places, and when he does it, he does it with STYLE. When caige is alone, he likes to touch himself really hard! Caige really has a sexy body too, his favourite thing to do in fact, is to TOUCH his sexy body. Caiges gender can be anywhere from Retard, to agender! so he does not care if you assume his gender! Caige is also really hairy, like really really hairy! back hair and all! So next time you want to mess with caige, you shouldn't! because he will mess with you in the most wrong ways ever in the history of mankind.
A sexy man-beast with a life for killing horses with light-bulbs. Caige is also green. Caige loves to touch his big sloppy wet slimy glorious sexy fat huge brown purple english italian hot dog. Caige's favourite animal is the morgan freeman. When caige rides that morgan freeman, he rides it with awesomeness, wetness and of course SEXYNESS. Caige knows where to touch morgan freeman in all the right places, and when he does it, he does it with STYLE. When caige is alone, he likes to touch himself really hard! Caige really has a sexy body too, his favourite thing to do in fact, is to TOUCH his sexy body. Caiges gender can be anywhere from Retard, to agender! so he does not care if you assume his gender! Caige is also really hairy, like really really hairy! back hair and all! So next time you want to mess with caige, you shouldn't! because he will mess with you in the most wrong ways ever in the history of mankind.
-Girl A: OMG!!!! Caige is so sexy!
-Girl B: IKR!!! I want him to touch me in the most wrong places ever in the history of mankind!!!
-Morgan Freeman: IKR!!!! Caige does that to me all the time, like every night!!!
- Girl Z: He touched me so wrong, that i became a man!!!!
-Bill Cosby: Hey, who is this Caige guy? I am supposed to be the only one that can touch people in the most wrong places ever in mankind.
-Girl 3: Bill touch me some more please!!!!!
-Bill Cosby: I am sorry woman but only Caige can touch us now!
ALL HAIL OUR GOD CAIGE, THE SEXY , GREEN, MAN_BEAST!
-Girl B: IKR!!! I want him to touch me in the most wrong places ever in the history of mankind!!!
-Morgan Freeman: IKR!!!! Caige does that to me all the time, like every night!!!
- Girl Z: He touched me so wrong, that i became a man!!!!
-Bill Cosby: Hey, who is this Caige guy? I am supposed to be the only one that can touch people in the most wrong places ever in mankind.
-Girl 3: Bill touch me some more please!!!!!
-Bill Cosby: I am sorry woman but only Caige can touch us now!
ALL HAIL OUR GOD CAIGE, THE SEXY , GREEN, MAN_BEAST!
by Sweet Waffles August 10, 2017
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Cailene is a beautiful, funny, trust worthy friend she is the best when your sad. She will make you laugh even if she’s sad, she is funny, and you’ll always want to be around her. Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like her, she is loving caring and so nice.
“Cailene is so pretty”
by Studysusuusuududj March 1, 2019
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by Ardnek Lieh January 13, 2009
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