caffeine high

When a person drinks too many caffeinated drinks, and gets so hyper that they shake. Eventually this leads to a crash.

Her caffeine high was so intense that she couldn't sleep for hours.

by bubblegal12 October 10, 2013

caffeine and pizza

first: they are two lovely things
second: a phrase for someone who has a lot of energy, they run off caffeine, and is also pretty chill. they're generally nice humans and have good taste.

He's a real caffeine and pizza, and that's why I love hanging out with him!

by beepothegreatpuppet May 5, 2020

Caffeine and Green Stuff

Caffeine and green stuff is when you drink a cup of coffee or a red bull energy drink or a Monster energy drink and then you mix Kratom powder in warm water and drink it (or take Kratom pills with water). Monster is the Caffeine and Kratom is the Green Stuff!

Tony: I drank Monster energy drink and then had 3g of Kratom mixed with warm water! I feel good on this Caffeine and Green Stuff!

by CognitiveFuel September 5, 2023

Shit Cafe

The place a person is going when they've decided to put themself into a less than desirable, potentially hurtful, or crap, situation. The only thing on the menu, regardless of how it appears, is shit. Often the person will know they are about to go there, but feel almost powerless to stop it.

Example 1
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.

Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.

Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.

Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.

Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.

Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!

Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.

by SilverB January 5, 2009

chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

Transformice Cafe

A cringe inducing miniforum on Transformice where most flamewars and arguements on there. Every cafer is different, but in all honesty they all fucking suck.

(example of how the Transformice Cafe acts)
Eggmanmeep: fuck u xhiddenangelx
Xhiddenangelx#1277: ?
Draco#3607: i luv u eggmanmeep
Dont_treadonme#2642: yea fgt
Quim#0230: no u
Marxymice: stfu
dragon_fire#8696: fuck me im a 12 year old hooker uwu owo daddy
Heroguy#1463: cum on me pls
Specialmice1: o_ o
Edgyteen: v_v
Cosmofox#7413: uhh
Shamshak: what
Peonyy#2157: hmm

by an anonyMOUSE cafer May 29, 2019

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

by Barista May 19, 2014