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Independent catering

A desolate scorched abomination of a canteen. As their motto states “if its not 80% grease we didn’t make it.” The only place that can mess up chips were they either come out frozen or covered in the entire xbox community of salt. Their shambles of an attempt of trying to provide healthy food leaves children consuming more grease and fat than 6 mums at weight-watchers club. Their tomato sauce can be used as wave power due to the sheer volume of water mixed into it. Their burgers are known to have certain side effects such as lung cancer and are comparable to none other than Hitler himself. Just watch out because if you lose your card your rights will be stripped from you and you will be taken down to the dungeon to be beaten and disciplined by the minimum wage demogorgan staff
Person 1: i got a chicken burger from independent catering
Person 2: oh really how is it
Person 1: its pretty goo(cough) lung cancer symptoms take effect
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Emma Caterina

Emma Caterina is a beautiful young woman, probably a European. She gives off french or Italian vibes and has beautiful eyes. She likes to be alone and is always judging everyone she meets, she will secretly only stand like 5 people. She values family and being cultured, she loves learning and is very smart. She IS THE ONE AND ONLY MAIN CHARACTER.
-Wow I would love to get to know Emma Caterina, she's so mysterious.
-Don't. She's a bitch.

-Her tits are so perky thoooooooooooo
by evangelineeeeyyykjjjjj April 30, 2021
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catrina

shes a smexy gerll
aaand you'll have mad fun wif her
she shall say funnay thangs that make you pee
anddd she doesnt know anything?!
hhahah idk im jk-ing
shes hot though.
so ask hur otu!?
hahha idk.
you will love her, kkkkkk. noooow go call hur
catrina is a fun gerl
by nothhhhhhhhing January 15, 2008
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Caetline

Girls name.
Meaning; An artistic, imaginative, sincere person with dark willowy hair and blue eyes.
Dave: "Who is that amazing girl?"

Trish: "Thats Caetline, thats Caetline the most beautiful girl in the world!"
by lacemartin February 3, 2010
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catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.
Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.
by matt-leics April 14, 2004
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Caetlin

A Caetlin is Monarch and is pure of heart. You should become familiar with the name as a Caetlin will most certainly rule over you one day (whether in the form of Queen, Emperor or Overlord).
All Hail Our Mighty Queen Caetlin!
by TherealOptomisticprime October 21, 2019
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catrin

wow catrin is really cool
by reallyhotanimegirl November 29, 2020
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