A Caelan is a real sigma male who loves to dominate anyone in his path, regardless of gender. He will pin you up and lick you body all night but when it comes to chivalry, he is an absolourte chad.
Pedestrian: HEY,I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY, THE LIGHT IS GREEN
Caelan: Fuck you, I submit before no man.
*caelan proceeds to run over pedestrian*
Caelan: Fuck you, I submit before no man.
*caelan proceeds to run over pedestrian*
by anonymous October 1, 2021
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Hoes really desire him and he has the fattest dick to ever be on this earth. The way he sauces on a daily basis is so attractive , you just feel compelled to be his girl. People usually like to hate on him but he the nigga for real And he Can Dress.
Hoes really desire him and he has the fattest dick to ever be on this earth. The way he sauces on a daily basis is so attractive , you just feel compelled to be his girl. People usually like to hate on him but he the nigga for real And he Can Dress.
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A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference
A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus October 30, 2008
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