Cabinet

Where midgets live, according to R Kelly.

Not only is there a man in his cabinet...
But the man...

IS A MIDGET!

by Yaziyo March 5, 2008

Cabinet Bomb

When you raid your parents drink cabinet and mix anything you can find together. Normally you would do this as a last resort.

Emily: scott couldn't get the drink for us

Tasha: fucks sake! ill just have to make a rank cabinet bomb.

by abigazzzz August 1, 2011

Cabinet Food

The type of food one finds themselves eating when their parent figure is out.

Bradly's parents celebrated their anniversary in the city on wednesday and he had to depend on the cabinet food for sustenance. This meant nothing but pop-tarts and an open bag of cheese doodles.

Dylan was sad when he realized cabinet food would be his only dinner for christmas.

by The Seanigan December 19, 2009

Cabinet Booze

A mixture of a little of every type of booze found in a cabinet so nobody would notice any is missing. Usually used by 14 or 15 year olds stealing booze from there Parents.

This Tastes like shit What is It?

Cabinet Booze, Jack Daniels, Gin, Bacardi 151, Bacardi Limon, Johnnie Walker Black, Blue, Gold and red labels, Smirnoff Vodka and something called Glenfiddich

by That one boozer July 26, 2011

Gash Cabinet

Womens Underwear

She let me rummage in her gash cabinet

by Blanka33 September 3, 2009

File cabinet

A place to store files, taxs, dead body's, and those files your company wants you to keep and they say you would use it but you never will need

When you need to put dead bodies in your file cabinet

by Orange_cheerio November 4, 2016

Slut Cabinet

A cabinet or series of cabinets containing, among other things, former dead eyed sluts and potential sluits in the making. Carpented from only the finest woods and freshest sluts, one never mistakes a Slut Cabinet when discovered.

That boy Beebe pulls SO many fresh sloots on the daily. No doubt his Slut Cabinet must be overflowing on some serious BD gangster shit. 👅

by BDswangHTX August 18, 2018