Cumtard

When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards

I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard

by 50gray March 26, 2015

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022

Cumtastic

So immensely fantastic & sexy, it will make you cum.

This new movie is just cumtastic!

by Camradal November 30, 2003

cueka

A Panamanian term for lesbian.

Damn, look at that cueka trying to get at my sister.

by Bob_88888 July 14, 2011

cuntacity

cunt·ac·i·ty (kunt’·as·i·tē), n. 1. extreme bitchiness or cuntlike mean-spiritedness, especially with selfishly arrogant disregard for the emotional or physical safety of others, conventional thought, or other established societal restrictions. 2. actual or potential ability to behave in a bitchy or cuntlike fashion.

1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.

by Waylon Dowd February 10, 2017

Cuesta Verde

A haunted neighborhood in Simi Valley, CA, in which a family discovered their house was haunted. Afterwards, their 5-year-old daughter was kidnapped, their son was almost eaten by a tree, and they escaped just in time for the house to collapse into nothingness. The reason the neighborhood was haunted was because it was built on top of a graveyard.

"You must take your family back to Cuesta Verde."

by Jack Mannion January 18, 2014

Cretaceous

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

by Kigs December 7, 2006