French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014

Green Crepe

Similar to the deliciousness of the blue waffle and red pancake, green crepe offers a new facet to the colorful breakfasts of the internet.

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I had a green crepe for breakfast.

by lordgreyii May 2, 2011

slavic crepe

A sexual act where one cums on the stomach of his partner then, spreads the semen in a circular motion as you would with crepe batter. Once the cum is made circular and thin similar to a crepes composition, the female waits for the semen to dry. Once the semen is dried, solid and circular, female eats the cum crepe as a snack.

Nawh baby I aint got a towel. Just go to bed, you can have my slavic crepe for breakfast.

by dewhohah December 13, 2014

the crepe

taking home an extremly chubby girl from the bars.. and then proceeding to fill one of her rolls full of maple syrup and then folding the roll completly over ones head

hey boys do you all feel like goin out for some crepe's tonight. No replies johny your discusting. i dunno why u guys like to eat the crepe so much!!

by stevie j July 9, 2010

Purple Crepe

A Purple Crepe is when a lesbian that has a blue waffle and a lesbian that has a red pancake scissor and the smooshing of the two infected pussies creates what is called a purple crepe. Just like a crepe this pussy oozes purple cream filling.Yummy.

Guy 1:"Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy 2:" Dude I know, before I started banging this grenade she had a blue waffle, but when her slut of a friend with a red pancake came in they ended up making a purple crepe!"
Guy 1:"That's fucked up man."
Guy 2:"Tell me about it."
Guy 1:"Did it smell like syrup?"
Guy 2:"Fuck yeah, it tasted like it too."

by Tig Bit April 17, 2011

cock crepe

When a female grabs a males ballsack and proceeds to wrap it around the shaft of the penis creating a very thin layer of skin and covering it with her favorite syrup.

Sara gave Paul a Cock Crepe over the weekend, its her favorite evening dish. I heard she used hot maple syrup.

by Elite Sambo July 2, 2008

Prison Crêpe

A light skinned inmate with a cream filled butthole, who is instructed to let it sit

Prison Guard 1: Hey what was the disturbance on the 2nd floor?

Prison Guard 2: Jamaal was in the process of making Craig a prison crêpe.

by Jack Seabass November 15, 2020