crapsmanship

doing shitty work under the guise of an expert.

My cheap ass house was built by a crapsmanship crew and that is why I am now stuck with a lemon.

by DIRTY:DoinItRightToYa July 21, 2014

Crapasaurus Rex

1. A crap so fierce malodorous that its roar odor can be heard smelled throughout the entire jungle house

2. The reining king of craps

Dude, do you have any spray? I'm about to unleash a Crapasaurus Rex in here.

by Dr Urich June 6, 2015

crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.

After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"

by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017

Crapamoley

A word used when you are angry or frustrated

Oh crapamoley , I forgot my keys

by Im_ yo_ friend June 3, 2022

Crapamoley

A word that means you angry or frustrated

Oh crapamoley, I forgot my keys !

by Im_ yo_ friend June 3, 2022

Crapasaurus

1. When you have been spying on a planetary species since long time ago & you know the are reigning and raining terds over there but they must be wise..
2. When you have been holding that terd for long enough and it must be buried, flushed or dropped; a terd will in fact smell like shit & be contemplated whether it is trying to evade the supernatural or it's host..

Oh crapasaurus I have flown 400 quadrillion miles I think I will even listen to your song and debate on whether you are raining terds out your ass like or laying eggs..
Crapasaurus you cannot just crap all day you got to be artistic

by HaloTheHalo March 20, 2023

craptsmanship

Da degree of either:
(1) how good someone is at pawning off lousy-quality merchandise, or

(2) how skilled someone is at "beating da house".

In da 1924 Will Rogers classic, "A Truthful Liar", ambassador Doolittle claims to have had excellent "craptsmanship" by scoring an impressive windfall when playing cards with the King, but his fellow townspeople dismissively wave off his tale as hogwash, and so perhaps said questionable story lacked "craptsmanship" in dat it failed to convince its audience.

by QuacksO August 5, 2024