COVID-19

The backup plan of Mother Earth to save herself from the unacceptable race it houses, humans. The best way she could save herself, extreme but helpful. Pollution dropped, resources were less exploited, population decreased, and whatnot. A warning for us people to realize! tho it started as an illegal bio-war agent by China, it was accepted by Mother Earth in no time,
*Man burning trash openly*
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!
by viktwor April 02, 2020
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That son of a BITCH virus that because people think it is FAKE I'm stuck at home! THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO ROT IN HELL WITH HITLER.
Guy 1 - "Covid-19 isn't real."

Guy 1 - *Slowly pulling out Barret 50.cal Anti Materiel Rifle*
by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020
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According to President Trump, fake news (meanwhile the US has the most cases on the face of the Earth).
Trump on a news conference: COVID-19 is a load of crap. We need this economy start by Easter.
Health council: Millions could die, Sir.
Trump: I cannot win this next election without a booming economy.
Health council: Sir, there won't be anyone left to vote.
Trump: who cares, make America great again! We can also simply take down the wall to let some illegals in to boost the votes.
Health council: Sir, that presidential election promise did shit the bed.
by Danutcase March 27, 2020
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A really really chunky virus that everyone respects so little they flock to the beaches.
Pablo “Oh no a global pandemic caused by Covid-19”
Sanchez “Want to go to the beach with 20 other people”
Pablo “Absolutely”
by King Koconino April 12, 2020
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The corona virus is a virus that causes u to stay home and buy high priced toilet paper....
Friend:OMG, YNW Melly has covid-19
Me:let’s pray for him🙏🏽
by GotTheInfo April 04, 2020
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Covid-19 is a coronavirus that was first recorded in the late December of 2019, the symptoms are fever, tiredness, dry cough, runny nose, aches and pains, diarrhoea and others.
Fortunately, James just recovered from Covid-19.
by Oof_TheChungasGuy April 29, 2020
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