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The Corona Virus 

The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED
Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-
The Corona Virus by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020

Corona-Budweiser Virus 

When you have quarantined way too long... so you just want to get drunk on Corona and Budweiser beer....
Let's celebrate quarantine by buying a whole bunch of Corona and Budweiser beer.........let's get fucked up....

Time to celebrate the Corona-Budweiser Virus......

CoroNO Virus 

When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.
This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!

My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
CoroNO Virus by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

corrona virus 

the end of humanity because the fuck head Chinese people ate bate the little fucks eat anything that moves. were all dead because of the Chinese.
sam: yoooooooooooooo i got corrona virus ,
queeeez: *fucking bolts away from sam* *shouts* fuck u asian shit

BC - Before Coronavirus 

The days before coronavirus was when one could - shake hands, go to the gym, eat out, buy toilet paper and leave their house without explanation, penalty or risk of catching Covid-19. Those were the days that pimpin' could now be considered easy.
"BC - Before Coronavirus toilet paper was embarrassing to walk around with. Now it's the 2020 Mona Lisa"

coronavirus 

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.
Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.