Where you put as much mentos and coke in a woman's pussy as you can. Sometimes followed by putting your dick in for as long as you can.
I tried giving my girlfriend a cooch cannon the other day, I should try it more often, she screamed a lot!
by zomgwtfbbq November 5, 2006
Get the Cooch Cannonmug. by pproblemm April 1, 2020
Get the squidward coochmug. A girl who when giving a hug rams or pushes her crotch against the other person. Perhaps an indication that she is attracted to the person she cooch pushes, or maybe she's just a slut :)
"Vanessa totally wants me, dude! Everytime we hug she gives the old cooch push!"
"Everyone knows she's a cooch pusher, bro!"
"Everyone knows she's a cooch pusher, bro!"
by mmmlele October 28, 2007
Get the cooch pushermug. When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.
A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"
by Diggitar Glady Diggy March 17, 2022
Get the Cooch McDuckmug. An arrangement where a girl lives off of you in exchange for sex. Not prostitution, but just the lazy live in girlfriend.
She was supposed to pay half the rent, but she's a good piece of ass so it sorta became an unspoken mooch for cooch agreement.
by The Shamann September 17, 2015
Get the mooch for coochmug. Cooch snot is the wetness from the womans vagina that leaks out, sort of like having a runny nose. Thus, cooch snot
by TitterDee March 31, 2010
Get the Cooch Snotmug. Ahhh my elbow just hit the dogs cooch stack!
Get that dog something more nutritious than that cooch stack she’s licking on!
Get that dog something more nutritious than that cooch stack she’s licking on!
by HustinD August 12, 2018
Get the cooch stackmug.