When a female (or male) kneals in front of 3 or more naked men and takes their penises in her mouth one by one - as though they are microphones at a press conference
by bro-oss March 22, 2010
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Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?
TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions
TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions
by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009
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A laid-back conference call, so called because you spend most of it chilling.
Optimally the majority of the teleconference goes by with the phone muted, listening on speakerphone or headset while you lean back and sip whiskey.
Optimally the majority of the teleconference goes by with the phone muted, listening on speakerphone or headset while you lean back and sip whiskey.
"Yo dog, what's the pin for today's conference chill?"
"I didn't have anything going on Thursday afternoon, so I dialed into the conference chill and leaned back for a bit"
"I didn't have anything going on Thursday afternoon, so I dialed into the conference chill and leaned back for a bit"
by zchilled January 18, 2012
Get the Conference chill mug.A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.
You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.
by punk8punk November 12, 2014
Get the convenience store friend mug.A female travel companion. This is the female you generally room with and spend all your time with at conferences and conventions. Sometimes this is a totally platonic partner; other times this partner satisfies a sexual or emotional need. It's especially fun to pretend that your otherwise platonic friend is in fact your sexual partner as you gallivant around the tourist attractions of the city. It is generally understood that this special connection is most strong while traveling. Both males and females can have a conference wife.
by conferencewifeofmany January 28, 2017
Get the conference wife mug.Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.
Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.
Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012
Get the Donut Conference mug.A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".
Person 1: God, what is my life.
Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.
Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.
Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.
Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.
Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.
Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.
by fordsmax June 22, 2012
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