1) An obsolete document printed in the 1700's on hemp paper, establishing a new democracy and forming the basis for our current government. Well written piece but the Homeland Security Act has rendered it ineffective for protecting US citizens from illegal searches and seizures by our own police and military, under the guise of terrorist hunting.
Your property may be entered, searched and items removed without a warrant to do so, no notice the authorities were there or any written inventory of any items they may have taken.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
Get the US Constitution mug.1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM
The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM
The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!
A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!
A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!
A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!
A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!
by nasalini November 2, 2007
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Genesis: take my friend to your boys room
Alaina: He can’t do that its bro code
Tyler: Same rules as the Coochie Constitution
Tatum & Tiaja: Yeah, he gotchu there
Genesis: take my friend to your boys room
Alaina: He can’t do that its bro code
Tyler: Same rules as the Coochie Constitution
Tatum & Tiaja: Yeah, he gotchu there
by Relythtims1999 December 6, 2022
Get the Coochie constitution mug.A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.
Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
Get the The Constitution mug.rules and amendments for men to say and do certain things such as the right to say "no homo" to contradict any gay statement.
Dude I want to just put my dick in Tom Brady's mouth and stroke "no homo".
Man that's just homo man.
No its not i said no homo. its in the man constitution or manstitution.
Man that's just homo man.
No its not i said no homo. its in the man constitution or manstitution.
by boreashell September 19, 2009
Get the man constitution or manstitution mug.The living Constitution is a paradigm in which the President is self-critical (jurist-in-chief) and physically embodies the letter of the Constitution.
"Living" law.
"Living" law.
by metawave January 24, 2019
Get the living Constitution mug.The mandatory followed guide to law enforcement followed by none in Canada and triangulating once again on the little boys locked in the Westwood public school storage rooms with toothbrush holder hernias
THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 is a abstract set of laws which not one medic or policemen follows after 3000000 libelous medical cases brought for marijuana legalization efforts. Suspended at leisure contrary to the 1948 ethics laws and the Ontarians with disabilities and vulnerable sector acts
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