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console war

The orginial console war between Nintendo's SuperNES (Super Famicom) and Sega's Genesis (MegaDrive), circa the early '90s. Most likely what old school gamers think of when the term "console war" is thrown about.

Can also be used in reference to any competitive gaming systems. (Gameboy vs. GameGear; Playstation vs. Saturn vs. N64; Dreamcast vs. PS2 vs. Xbox vs. Gamecube; PS3 vs. X-Box 360 vs. Wii)
The console war ended with neither side victorious.

Gamer 1: I think the Genesis is better since it has the original Phantasy Star series, whereas the SuperNES had the Final Fantasy series
Gamer 2: I think the exact opposite!

Gamer 1: The SuperNES is best because it's GRAY!
Gamer 2: No way, the Genesis is better because it's BLACK!
by Old School Gamer Jen January 3, 2007
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console sucker

A person who believes their gaming console is superior to its rival console. Most likely 6-12 years of age. Also has probably never played the rival console
10 year old kid: my Xbox is so much better than your shitty ass playstation fag.

Rival player: what ever you say console sucker.
by Axel11111000 March 4, 2014
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Console wars

a dumbass normie “Competition” called console wars between Playstation and Xbox

everyone knows soulja game is the ultimate console
Ron:Playstation gay
Tom:Xbox for babies
Intellectual:yall both gay babies soulja game the real deal
The winner of the console wars is soulja game
by thechas3 April 1, 2021
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console queer

Refers to a person who is using a console device that costs the same as a good PC and refuses to admit of the superiority of the master race
look at this dude still playing here like a console queer instead of joining us
by wreckl3ss December 12, 2022
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Console Faggot

When you don't understand the superiority of PC games.
You console faggot, you
by TheDerpyPudding August 2, 2016
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Console players

Every sentence must contain the n-word
The peak of human evolution is what they are if the nigga does not work they will call their hacker friend and hack you
Chad :
Yo dude why didn’t you kill him ya nigga
Abi:
The fuck you mean nigga
Chad:
The fuck you say to me you little shit nigga
Console players are the peak of human evolution
by Dummy thicc 69 irl April 10, 2020
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console-a-date

When you take your sister out after her asshole boyfriend dumps her.
So, did you pick up any chicks last night?

No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".
by The Good Brother January 23, 2007
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