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Valley Comprehensive school

A school in Chavtown, UK a.k.a Worksop
Chav: "yo, Valley comprehensive school is the bizzle"

Me: "shut up"
by Thspongebob November 15, 2007
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Antiquity comprehension

Famous IRA tiktoker interested in history based in the USA
Hey do you follow antiquity comprehension?
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!
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Comprehensive

adjective: Ebonics for Socialistic; having the qualities associated with Socialism; euphemistic term for socialistic.

See comprehensive health care reform, comprehensive financial reform, comprehensive immigration reform, etc.
The president is a comprehensive douchebag.
by TruthSayer2451 July 9, 2010
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comprehensive

In the United Kingdom comprehensives are secondary schools (high schools) which are paid for by the government, unlike independent schools (private schools) and have no power to select their students based on academic ability, unlike grammar schools.
After five years of being taught little else most of their pupils are evidently unable to use a condom correctly.

Left-wing people generally believe that pupils of different abilities should be taught in the same schools(!). They closed down almost all of the grammar schools with the aim of providing 'equal opportunities' - condemning intelligent children from poor families to seven years of hell before finally getting to university.
About 90% of British schoolchildren now attend comprehensives.

A training ground for the next generation of drug-dealers and prostitutes.
Teacher: I'd expect that kind of debauchery at the comprehensive down the road, but not here at The College! *

Teacher: Can we stop acting like a bunch of retards from the local comprehensive and get on with the work! *

* laughs all round, we all that know our teacher went to a comprehensive himself

Snob (boy): I can't believe you kissed a girl from a comprehensive, you've probably got AIDS now!

Snob (girl): Oh my God, some boys from the comprehensive flirted with me on the bus (shudders) I thought I was gonna get raped!
by middle-class snob May 4, 2006
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comprendez

What? French word? My balls!
This expression is taken from Spanish, is the second person singular present tense of the Spanish verb "comprender".
It is mostly used in questions, meaning "do you understand?" "do you get it?"
-Spanish is the second most spoken language in the US, so how can one jerk come and say this word is from French!
Comprendez?
by Holden Caulfield April 16, 2005
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Comprendez

Comprendez is a Spanish word, for "Understand?"

Comprenez is the French equivalent, for comprendez.

Also, the English language is made up of around 30% French words, and barely any Spanish words, a little more if you add Taco Bell words.
Spanish: I don't want that item, comprendez?

French: Spanish sucks, don't ever speak it near me, comprenez?
by Tory_237 June 16, 2009
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Comprehendiation

transitive verb

The art of embracing awareness through ones senses
to grasp the nature, significance, or meaning of

Anglo-French comprendresois, comprehendrecion, from Latin comprehenderesacion, from com- + prehendere to get -- more

The truth of everything which may be understood
My comprehendiation of you standing there has been grasped.
by C. McMagoo December 15, 2008
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