cocoa puffs

marijuana that has been laced with coke

Those cocoa puffs I smoked the other day FUCKED me up.

by L motha fuckin A May 19, 2004

cocoa dick

A big fat black cock.

Did you witness Stacey riding the cocoa dick last night?

Stacey certainly knows how to suck the cocoa dick like a champ.

How many cocoa dick's does it take to fill Stacey's twat, four or five? However, keep in mind she has one in her ass as well.

by Sammy Johodangles October 12, 2006

Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High

The school where almost every day unnecessary fights break out, the algebra teacher always has his fucking nasty crusty ass dogs out, some kid gets arrested, and all the senior couples breed in the hallways in front of all the younger kids. You can never really tell if that loud ass boom outside is a shooter or a rocket launch. Also, all the bathrooms smell like jellybeans, weed and doodoo. All together. At once. Not a pretty mixture.

“Hey, didn’t you graduate from Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High?”
“Yeah, that place made me wanna off myself.”

by ifartedanddoodoocameout April 25, 2022

cocoa snake

Any turd that is at least 8 inches in length.

This morning I woke up and took a shit, dropped a massive cocoa snake in the bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 31, 2018

cocoa canyon

rectum

"botty bandits enjoy the odd trip up the old cocoa canyon"

by Spycho August 6, 2003

Cocoa Beach

Town on the beach in Florida. Usually pretty hot. A prettty good amount of bums in huge jackets at a trolley stop every day. Not much to do here besides walk around. Kelly Slater, world famous surfer was born here. Most kids and adults smoke weed or drink. Lots of drama, crazy and fun people love it here. Amazing surfing spot on some days. Has an A high school somehow with lots of wiggers and druggies. Trashy stores, trolley stops, the beach, islands, parks, and any party is the usual hangout. Or people just sit outside their houses and laugh at stupid stuff. Not bad of a town, though. Not much crime, pretty carefree, most kids are usually at someone's house or a mall. Nice surf shops, though. Lots of hot surfer guys. Also lots of washed up drunks and cheap bars. All guys obsess over their bikes or phones and all girls obsess over.. everything. Amazing town.

"let's go walk around"
"isn't it late?"
"who cares we're in cocoa beach."

by ilovecocoabeach November 27, 2011

cocoa puff

a joint of pot with cocaine in the center

Roll me a cocoa puff, I just score some coke (i.e. cocaine).

by rocky August 7, 2003