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Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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cockjock

a large male who playes sports but at weekends is a homosexual and has sex with lots of different men
"dude, ryne is a total cockjock.he had sex with 10 men on saterday....and one was from england :O"
by JG & SmC February 25, 2008
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cockpocket

Another way to call some one a cunt.
Sniper stop team killing ya fuckin cocpokit.
by LordPiggyinton May 13, 2005
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cockpocalypse

1)a cock so big it threatens all life as we know it
2)an invasion of cocks used for hostile take over.
3) a large gathering of cocks
guy1 "that party was a total cockpocalypse"

guy2 "so was your moms bedroom last night"
by maddawgc January 7, 2010
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cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
by bone July 20, 2004
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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut
by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003
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cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker
"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"
by Don February 12, 2004
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