cock eyed pierce

puting a nose ring through your penis hole and piercing it through

When tom was about to have sex he whipped out his cock eyed pierce, his girl friend was later then turned off

by corky buchek 34 March 3, 2011

Cock eyed

When a man sitcks his penis in another man's eye while he is sleeping. This is usually done at a beer bash or shindig.

This happened when Dusty Robson(FUCKIN DICK!!!!) did this to me while i slept........I HATE HIM

by REGRETING FALLING ASLEEP!!! March 28, 2005

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed

This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed

Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed

by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

cock eyed drunk

So drunk can't walk straight

Girls: im just tipsy

Friend: no your cock eyed drunk

by mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014

CockEye

See KnobEye for more info init.

You fricking cockeye!

by Duffy69 June 4, 2007

cockeyes

someone who's eyes buldge out of their head looking like cocks!

shut the fuck up cockeyes

by cumdumpster February 6, 2003

Cockeyedittity

Something that looks like it could be askew or wonky. Not quite right or correct. Needing an adjustment.

His fender had a cockeyedittity look to it after it was repaired.

by Spidey Whiplash June 13, 2024