Close That Door

To stop talking, or chill out before you look like a complete idiot .

Guy 1: "Yo I miss my girlfriend"

Guy 2: "Didn't she cheat on you with your brother?

Guy 1: "Yea, but I love he dude"

Guy 2: "Close that door, nigga!"

by YungNeologist November 29, 2014

Close talker

One who leaves little space in  face-to-face chatter.

He's a real close talker!

by Genku July 29, 2003

close the deal

The act of meeting somone and engaging in sexual intercourse within the same night.

I met her at the party and before I knew it I was closing the deal in the coat room.

by Laff January 6, 2004

Close knit community

I small community where everyone knows one other due to the size of the area.

e.g "To kill a Mockingbird is a boook set in a close knit community where everyone knows each other"

by Tariro October 17, 2007

close your legs

A phrase spoken when you smell any unpleasant odor (stump dump, lobster boat, dumpster at the shrimp plant, paper mill)within earshot of any female.

Used commonly on the coast of Maine as far back as the mid-1980s

(When walking down near the fish auction): "Jesus Christ, Tammy, close your legs, you skank!"

by Maine-uh July 22, 2006

close walker

The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.

Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.

Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.

Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.

Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.

by St. Pauli Girl December 14, 2008

close, but no cigar

Expression used when someone got so close to accomplish something... but didn't really accomplish it.

Let's say you think of a number from 1 to 100 and ask someone to guess that number... You thought of 83 but the other person says 84... And then you say "Close, but no cigar".

This expression comes from a Golf tradition... If you're playing golf with your friends and instead of working the ball into the hole with a few drives you make it in a single play... you're friends are supposed to buy you a cigar after the game...

- Guess who I took for dinner last night?
+ My sister?
- Close, but no cigar.
+ Who then?
- Your Mama.

by birk123 December 9, 2008