clarking

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)

That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking

by British booty May 5, 2011

clarking

When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.

Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!

by hahahahhahhahahhaha November 2, 2013

Clarking

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.

Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!

"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.

by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018

Charting

Much like a shart, except instead of a little bit of shit escaping your asshole, it’s the Most recent load of cum that was ejaculated into ones rectum.

After having anal sex I thought I had to fart but i was actually charting and I came out of my ass

by Ladystach May 20, 2020

Clarking

The act of stuffing ones testicles in their own anus then farting them out.

Everything was going fine till they started clarking.

by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020

claring

Charging about like a fool, trying to do a hundred things at once.
Bedfordshire slang

Stop claring about or you're gonna hurt yourself

by MasterofPuppets81 February 17, 2021

Clarping

When you roll or twist the ass hairs betwixt your cheeks with your fingers.

Sorry I took so long in the shower bro, I was mad clarping in there.

by Whiskey McCloud June 13, 2021