clapping sex

when a girls ass claps when a guy fucks her up the butt

I made her clap real hard when we were doing clapping sex bro.

by kortokhrhor May 23, 2014

crescendo clapping

When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.

Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!

Ron: Damn.

by behemoth887 July 8, 2009

clapping

high-fiving yourself repeatedly because you're lonely

Person A started clapping bc everyone else was high-fiving each other and he was lonely.

by thatothersleepyperson May 1, 2019

Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015

one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012

clapping cheeks

Term for dominating in a fight, alternative version of "clapping cheeks" which can mean having sex.

"Wow, you really got your cheeks clapped in that game, huh?"

"Shut up, Jordan"

Clapping cheeks; winning a fight.
Cheeks clapped; losing a fight.

by joeym6969 June 19, 2020

Clapping Nuts

Male on male anal sex whereby the rhythmic pounding creates a pendulum effect and the two ball sacks start clapping together.

My roommate and I decided to try broholing last night and ended up clapping nuts.

I could hear my dad and uncle in the garage clapping nuts.

by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020