yogi camouflage

When a yogi uses a yoga mat that blends in with the clothes they're wearing, creating an optical illusion which causes them to disappear in the flow. Specifically referring to matching designs printed by Metta Mats.

She had on leggings that matched her Metta Mat like some sort of yogi camouflage and mid-way through class all I saw was a moving piece of art!

by Dat Dude Jonny September 6, 2022

hi-tech camouflage tank

Lost by the army because it was too camouflaged.
Appears in Plague Inc. as a news headline.

"Not again... Where did the hi-tech camouflage tank go?"

by ULTRACOMFY January 5, 2021

clamaflage

Puss hair so thick and well blended that it totally conceals any and all parts of the Vagina.

She lost her bikini bottoms, but thankfully she had clamaflage

by Putzwagon September 15, 2016

Glamouflage

Camouflage-patterned attire or accessories also involving sparkles, bright colors or bedazzling.

Oh Stacy, I love that pink and purple camo vest! Your glamouflage is SO stylish!

by placesense November 2, 2016

carouflage

When you let your car get so dirty that it begins to blend in with its surroundings.

"There is no need to lock my car. I can barely see it it's so Carouflaged"

by Mazda3 October 5, 2017

Campuflage

The disguise adopted by straights to blend into non-straight environments

Barry - "What do you think of this flowery shirt and feather boa combination for the Blue Oyster Bar?"

Karl - "Absolutely, fantasic Campuflage, no-one will look twice at you with clothes that uglyI"

by SickmanFraud June 8, 2020

clamoflage

the coarse wire wool resemebling protective patch of a madams pussvoi (pronounced puss - wah)

good god johnson I couldn't see shit last night, your wifes souther hemisphere was more clamoflaged than Nam!

by felicio June 5, 2007