Cig post

A cigarette smoking session at a specified spot. Wherever the place is, it is called a post. The people involve in the smoking are having a post, like manning a post for the military, but instead its just simply an individual or a group smoking a cigarette.

John just blew his load, now he is going on a cig post outside the hotel room.

During my break at Aldi i like to do a nice cig post in the parking lot by the trees.

by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022

cig n puss'

you get balls deep in a girl and when she complains that it hurts to bad you pull out leave get on your bike and chain smoke many cigarettes.

yo i bet that bitch would need a cig n puss'

by Honay March 15, 2009

cig-head

noun- one who mooches cigs(cigarettes)from their neighbor.
verb- to take cigs from one's neighbor.

Dude,your neighbor is a cig-head.
OR
On my way over here, I saw your neigbor cig-head your mother.

by Goats October 30, 2004

Cig Break

When life's being a bitch, relax and chill with your bad self, reach into your pocket and pull out your cigarettes and thus a cig break.

Bro down for a cig break, been down.

I was having a shitty day at work, so I stepped outside for a cig break.

Yo this party is bumpin dawg, grab me a beer i'll be outside having a cig break....Im sO DrUnK.

by Brewsk Hunter January 28, 2011

cig-worthy

Adjective. For one to be 'cig-worthy', one is so good at sex, phone sex, etc, that whoever they're with (presumebly a smoker,) got it so good they have to go have a ciggarette afterwards, thus making you cig-worthy. (Not to be confused with sig-worthy.)

"Oh, god she was so good, totally cig-worthy!"

by Stephie the Non-Smoker November 16, 2005

Cig Ol Bameltoe

A sneaky way of saying big ol cameltoe. similar to tig ol bitties.

Example 1: Damn, did you see that chick in those tight sweats? She had a Cig Ol Bameltoe!

Example 2: Damn, did you see that big ass black lady her Cig ol Bameltoe could fit a small kitten.

by Crippled Toast November 16, 2011

cig-diculous

Blacking out from smoking too many cigarettes (getting a little too cig tarded)

Person1:Hey man get up! The house is on fire!!
Person2:Dehhh...
Person1:Omg you're so cig-diculous right now! Rofl
(Everyone dies the the fire)

by 1234205666 September 11, 2013