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Christ Pill

You recognize that the “Red pill” has a lot of truth in it (And you STOP allowing woman to use up your resources…Proverbs 31:3 ) but instead of taking the path of hating woman you recognize that Christian values are simply better. Instead of using woman like many other woman have used you. “Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself” is your motto.
This man went from black pill to Christ pill and seems a lot happier!
by HumblePrince September 15, 2022
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Christ Chex

I just want to go up and steal the whole communion bowl and go home and pour milk in it! Christ Chex!-Dane Cook
by 13 March 26, 2003
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christ on a bike

an exclaimation made when something has shocked a person very much
"christ on a bike, my best friend mary is preggers!"

"christ on a bike that hurt"
by iamthegreatestwooooo! March 23, 2004
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Christ cleavage

When a woman wears a low-cut shirt with a cross hanging between her breasts.
I tried to maintain eye contact while she talked, but the glint of her Christ cleavage was really distracting.
by Gabrielle Mitchell-Marell December 25, 2007
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Christ Presbyterian Academy

This is a small private school in Nashville, Tennessee. They have their own language that would remind you of a yound child's garble. They call it CPA Sarcasm.
Christ Presbyterian Academy Sarcasm:

"Oh, I twill/twon't."
"Mun"
"WAH"
"Speak."
"Gewd."
"Trams."
by 1234567890.. April 19, 2009
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christ follower

A Christ follower can be a Christian or a person that follows the teachings of teaches Christ.Most Christ followers are Christians, and they do not like to use the world Christian,because it has been abused by phony people claiming ot be Christian when they are not.Christ follower is also used in New Age theology, to where you support the teachings of Christ, and you are living to gain the Christ consciousness.
I really like the term Christ Follower,because it tells people that I follow Christ, and do not religion of Christianity. A true Christian is a Christ follower.
by PseudoMan2012 July 25, 2009
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Christ crispy treats

rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)

A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.
Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!

You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.
by Narutard Worshipper August 28, 2008
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