Chipotle

It’s like subway but for Mexican food

ChipotleYou watch them make it behind glass just like subway does but you can explode your toilet from having too much burritos

by Ryanvriends July 9, 2019

Chipotle

The only store with someone who asks you if you wanted mustard with your drink

Guy: hey can I have a medium drink?
Chipotle worker: want mustard on that?
Guy: ?

by Big docked man August 18, 2019

Chipotle

Best food no doubt

Omg I need some good food right now
Get some chipotle

by Brunch123 October 27, 2019

chipotle

the place to get infinite diarrhea with just one bowl

jake: yo i CANT go to school tommorow. what should i do?
max: just go to chipotle.

by 73cut June 22, 2020

chipotle

do not eat chipotle, a man once ate chipotle and went to the hospital, do not eat it or else you will fucking die. chipotle is basically napalm for your assholes. if you eat it your shit will launch you to Jupiter, you wont die of oxygen loss but of chipotle.

"jeff ate chipotle yesterday and his fucking shit launched him through the roof"

by person192-37184r27351498128941 December 2, 2021

Chipotle

Wanting to have sex with your teacher/professor

Professor, my chipotle is ready, can I go get it?

Class Dismissed.

by Ausomefire September 20, 2023

Chipotle

pronounced “chip ote ul” it is a swear word meaning similar to shut the fuck up or chill out.

“Look man I need you to Chipotle before I have to call my lawyer”

by Chopotlfanpage March 9, 2024